Roger Clemens never injected steroids. Bill Clinton never has sex with that woman either. As fate would have it, some alleged evidence has surfaced. Tests of syringes and other steroid paraphernalia that trainer Brian McNamee submitted to federal agents will test positive for Roger Clemens’ DNA, according to a brief filed in court by McNamee’s lawyers. Uh Roger if this eveidence is validated does that make you a liar? DNA on a needle or gauze pad is kind of like Bill’s semen on Monicas dress wouldnt you say? The paraphernalia, including syringes and bloodied gauze pads, “will test positive for Clemens’s DNA,” the brief asserts. “Once the DNA results are revealed, there will be little dispute about who is telling the truth.” Somehow I expect Clemens” attorney to spin this into something like , oh those syringes were for vitamin shots.

Its time to come clean Roger Clemens , your career is tainted beyond repair , your lawyers is going to take you to the bank in fees. The good thing is now we can save that spot in the Hall of Fame for somoene who earned it and desrves it.

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